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# Hobbies: “enjoy cooking Chinese and Italians”

# “Service for old man to check they are still alive or not.”

# Cleaning skills: “bleaching, pot washing, window cleaning, mopping, e.t.c”

# “Job involved…counselling clientele on accidental insurance policies available”

# “2001 summer Voluntary work for taking care of the elderly and vegetable people”

# “I’m intrested to here more about that. I’m working today in a furniture factory as a drawer”

# “I am about to enrol on a Business and Finance Degree with the Open University. I feel that this qualification will prove detrimental to me for future success.”

# “Time is very valuable and it should be always used to achieve optimum results and I believe it should not be played around with”

# “I belive that weakness is the first level of strength, given the right attitude and driving force. My school advised me to fix my punctuality…”

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